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5 haiku 1

You are like my first
girlfriend in that you think I'm
completely genius.

Because I am male,
I do not trust other men.
They want to fuck you.

Please stop hitting me.
Jealousy is sometimes good.
It means that I care.

I bought you flowers.
I paid for dinner as well.
You can rent the porn.

I'd love it again.
It's just that only one fits
inside my wallet.

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