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December 11, 2005
5 haiku 3
Why use a rake when
it would be easier just
to burn the whole yard?
Fuck this pruning shit!
You can trim these your damn self.
I'll make some iced tea.
Grow a beard and wear
a flannel shirt. Then cut down
all your neighbors' trees.
Sometimes I pretend
the riding mower's a plane
going down in flames.
I spent Saturday
down on the rototilled ground
looking for fingers.
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