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May 03, 2006
the poop scanner
M (12:08:01 PM): good call
M (12:08:21 PM): the doc says the thing in my thigh is a fatty deposit pretty much
M (12:08:39 PM): he said I might have noticed it got a little bigger recently since I have gained some weight since I quit smoking
M (12:09:52 PM): apparently these lipomas will change size a little bit with the rest of the fat in your body.
D (12:17:45 PM): nice now i can call you fatleg
D (12:17:54 PM): i was waiting for a chance to call you that
M (12:17:57 PM): it's not very big
M (12:18:03 PM): hardly makes my leg fat
D (12:18:03 PM): whatever you say fatleg
M (1:46:00 PM): I like how sugarhill gang is constantly talking about getting your fingers popping
M (1:46:04 PM): what the fuck does that even mean?
M (1:46:23 PM): cracking your knuckles to the groove?
D (2:48:51 PM): supposed to chuggle a storm again tonight or tomorrow
D (2:49:28 PM): but i woke up about 8 right before it really hit and even with it being light outside i had my eyes closed and could see the lightning flash
D (2:49:44 PM): it was right on top of my place pretty much so i slept a couple more hours til it passed
D (2:49:55 PM): didnt wanna walk in a lightning storm or the pouring rain
M (3:19:48 PM): it's all about the bonus sleep
M (3:19:52 PM): that's what I need at the moment
D (3:36:05 PM): man you bonus sleep every day
M (3:36:12 PM): hells yeah
M (3:36:17 PM): because I minus sleep every night
D (3:37:34 PM): yeah but i minus sleep and still dont get to bonus sleep
M (3:37:45 PM): wah
D (3:42:17 PM): i gotta be out here for another hour
M (3:42:25 PM): how come?
D (3:42:29 PM): and am about out of actual work to do
M (3:42:30 PM): cause you're stupid
D (3:42:40 PM): cause i gotta take a culture out and spin it down at 7
M (3:42:44 PM): go in the back and get some bonus sleep
D (3:42:52 PM): im not tired
M (3:43:00 PM): go in the back and jerk off.
D (3:43:06 PM): there is no back
M (3:43:10 PM): go in the front
D (3:43:17 PM): i could always poop in a box and send it to you
M (3:43:29 PM): I'd never get it
M (3:43:37 PM): my poop scanners would stop it before it got delivered
M (3:43:48 PM): it's worth the $15 a month to have everything scanned for poop.
D (3:43:56 PM): thats what tote thought about the turkey neck
M (3:44:14 PM): that it was poop?
D (3:44:23 PM): yup
M (3:44:36 PM): I think the turkey neck scanning is like $30/mo
M (3:44:41 PM): not worth it
D (3:45:04 PM): dont make me test your poop scanning
M (3:45:11 PM): trust me it works
M (3:45:17 PM): I sent myself poop just to check
M (3:45:20 PM): that was 2 years ago
D (3:45:26 PM): not when i put moms return address on there
D (3:46:22 PM): then you will never know if it was really something to keep and if you sent it back, then mom might get poop from you
M (3:46:35 PM): poop scan won't send it back
M (3:46:46 PM): it will instantly destroy it
M (3:47:16 PM): you better be glad I didn't upgrade to the one that figures out who pooped.
D (3:47:26 PM): im gonna steal something of yours and then send you a bunch of poop packages and then within there send you your item
D (3:47:37 PM): then we will see who wins
D (3:47:51 PM): because what happens if i add poop in with your item
D (3:48:16 PM): i found the poop scanner "poop"hole in that one jerky
M (3:49:08 PM): you're right actually
M (3:49:15 PM): jerky is the loophole
M (3:49:34 PM): once a friend sent me a bunch of beef jerky
M (3:49:37 PM): and it got destroyed
M (3:49:44 PM): because it scanned as poop.
M (3:49:47 PM): makes you wonder. hm.
D (3:50:29 PM): indeed indeed
D (3:50:55 PM): i bet it would work that way too if i sent you some moxie
M (3:51:05 PM): nah
M (3:51:14 PM): the bile scanners would go nuts though.
M (12:08:21 PM): the doc says the thing in my thigh is a fatty deposit pretty much
M (12:08:39 PM): he said I might have noticed it got a little bigger recently since I have gained some weight since I quit smoking
M (12:09:52 PM): apparently these lipomas will change size a little bit with the rest of the fat in your body.
D (12:17:45 PM): nice now i can call you fatleg
D (12:17:54 PM): i was waiting for a chance to call you that
M (12:17:57 PM): it's not very big
M (12:18:03 PM): hardly makes my leg fat
D (12:18:03 PM): whatever you say fatleg
M (1:46:00 PM): I like how sugarhill gang is constantly talking about getting your fingers popping
M (1:46:04 PM): what the fuck does that even mean?
M (1:46:23 PM): cracking your knuckles to the groove?
D (2:48:51 PM): supposed to chuggle a storm again tonight or tomorrow
D (2:49:28 PM): but i woke up about 8 right before it really hit and even with it being light outside i had my eyes closed and could see the lightning flash
D (2:49:44 PM): it was right on top of my place pretty much so i slept a couple more hours til it passed
D (2:49:55 PM): didnt wanna walk in a lightning storm or the pouring rain
M (3:19:48 PM): it's all about the bonus sleep
M (3:19:52 PM): that's what I need at the moment
D (3:36:05 PM): man you bonus sleep every day
M (3:36:12 PM): hells yeah
M (3:36:17 PM): because I minus sleep every night
D (3:37:34 PM): yeah but i minus sleep and still dont get to bonus sleep
M (3:37:45 PM): wah
D (3:42:17 PM): i gotta be out here for another hour
M (3:42:25 PM): how come?
D (3:42:29 PM): and am about out of actual work to do
M (3:42:30 PM): cause you're stupid
D (3:42:40 PM): cause i gotta take a culture out and spin it down at 7
M (3:42:44 PM): go in the back and get some bonus sleep
D (3:42:52 PM): im not tired
M (3:43:00 PM): go in the back and jerk off.
D (3:43:06 PM): there is no back
M (3:43:10 PM): go in the front
D (3:43:17 PM): i could always poop in a box and send it to you
M (3:43:29 PM): I'd never get it
M (3:43:37 PM): my poop scanners would stop it before it got delivered
M (3:43:48 PM): it's worth the $15 a month to have everything scanned for poop.
D (3:43:56 PM): thats what tote thought about the turkey neck
M (3:44:14 PM): that it was poop?
D (3:44:23 PM): yup
M (3:44:36 PM): I think the turkey neck scanning is like $30/mo
M (3:44:41 PM): not worth it
D (3:45:04 PM): dont make me test your poop scanning
M (3:45:11 PM): trust me it works
M (3:45:17 PM): I sent myself poop just to check
M (3:45:20 PM): that was 2 years ago
D (3:45:26 PM): not when i put moms return address on there
D (3:46:22 PM): then you will never know if it was really something to keep and if you sent it back, then mom might get poop from you
M (3:46:35 PM): poop scan won't send it back
M (3:46:46 PM): it will instantly destroy it
M (3:47:16 PM): you better be glad I didn't upgrade to the one that figures out who pooped.
D (3:47:26 PM): im gonna steal something of yours and then send you a bunch of poop packages and then within there send you your item
D (3:47:37 PM): then we will see who wins
D (3:47:51 PM): because what happens if i add poop in with your item
D (3:48:16 PM): i found the poop scanner "poop"hole in that one jerky
M (3:49:08 PM): you're right actually
M (3:49:15 PM): jerky is the loophole
M (3:49:34 PM): once a friend sent me a bunch of beef jerky
M (3:49:37 PM): and it got destroyed
M (3:49:44 PM): because it scanned as poop.
M (3:49:47 PM): makes you wonder. hm.
D (3:50:29 PM): indeed indeed
D (3:50:55 PM): i bet it would work that way too if i sent you some moxie
M (3:51:05 PM): nah
M (3:51:14 PM): the bile scanners would go nuts though.
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