Frau Blau photo by Kiri

First, my head itch and I scratch. Scratchingk feel so good I scratch tiny cuts in head. I see in mirror but still I can't stop scratchingk.

Soon my face swell up and I am lookingk like American fat cat face on Morris cat on American television. My one paw swell too, and is curious.

Martin is takingk me to emergency clinic where they are puttingk Elizabethan collar on. Now I can't scratch, and still I itch. Is misery. Also emergency clinic vets are confused because I am Russian with German name.

Professor he is very kind. He is bringingk me toys, but I am likingk most bitingk toys for playingk, and with collar on I am havingk trouble grabbingk up toys for bite. Still I try to make best of situation and play. Then I am sleepingk on chair.

Next day I am stayingk at vet all day. They are givingk me shot for itches and puttingk on flea treatment and treatingk ears for yeast infection and mites even though there are maybe no mites and fleas. Then I am comingk home. Then I am havingk vodka with Professor. Then he is playingk with ball, and I watch bird in tree outside.

what's on:
"Comrade K.K." (K.K. Slider - Animal Crossing)