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September 01, 2006
how to be angry
D (11:00:16 AM): yo
M (11:16:23 AM): yo
M (11:17:52 AM): so that's it?
M (11:17:54 AM): you say "yo"
M (11:17:57 AM): I say "yo"
M (11:18:02 AM): what the hell?
M (11:18:09 AM): I thought you were my BROTHER
D (11:21:54 AM): not when you say yo 17 minutes late
M (11:22:03 AM): yeah sorry I was on the phone
M (11:26:06 AM): dude if you want to be really angry for a few days
M (11:26:14 AM): start smoking again for a few months
M (11:26:16 AM): then quit
M (11:26:28 AM): I'm so fucking angry I sort of want to go start a fight
M (11:26:42 AM): some telemarketer just called me
M (11:26:49 AM): from some mortgage company
M (11:26:52 AM): and he goes
M (11:26:59 AM): "our records show that you have a mortgage on your house"
M (11:27:18 AM): and I said "that's funny, cause my records show I have a lease on this apartment that I don't even own."
M (11:27:29 AM): and he says "you don't have a mortgage on your house?"
M (11:27:40 AM): and I said "I don't have a house, chief."
M (11:27:45 AM): and he's like
M (11:27:52 AM): "and no mortgage on it?"
M (11:28:05 AM): and I said "NO MORTGAGE!"
M (11:28:07 AM): and he's like "sorry"
M (11:28:31 AM): and I said "you better be sorry. next time I'm going to jump through the receiver and strangle you for not listening to me the first time."
M (11:28:34 AM): then I hung up.
M (11:29:34 AM): no way I would have spent that much time on him if I hadn't been angry to begin with.
M (11:29:40 AM): it's weirdly liberating.
M (11:30:05 AM): anyways I gotta go take a shower so I can put on a new nicotene patch to help sustain the hatred for life that I need to fuel my ability to quit smoking again
M (11:30:28 AM): I was cracking my knuckles this morning and it made me angry.
M (11:30:32 AM): it was awesome.
D (11:33:14 AM): i gotta get my wisdom teeth out
M (11:33:41 AM): awesome
M (11:33:47 AM): does it make you angry?
D (11:33:54 AM): im too tired to be angry
D (11:34:02 AM): woke up at 5:15 to take moms and pops to the airport
M (11:34:02 AM): I only slept for about 4 hours last night
M (11:34:08 AM): and that just makes me more angry.
D (11:34:13 AM): havent eaten since 7:00 cause i cant
M (11:34:40 AM): that would make me angry
D (11:34:41 AM): man so moms and pops come out to drop their car off at my place for me to take em to the airport
D (11:34:53 AM): and they got pizza mom was going to give me the leftovers
D (11:35:11 AM): so i see a pizza box in the back seat and she tells me its empty and that dad ate all the rest
M (11:35:19 AM): ha ha
D (11:35:22 AM): so she brought me an empty pizza box
D (11:35:30 AM): because they took out the trash already
M (11:35:33 AM): ha ha ha
D (11:35:46 AM): along with that she gave me some strawberries, a smaller bag of garbage and a dirty coffee mug
M (11:36:01 AM): did it make you turn into the hulk?
M (11:36:11 AM): I have been saying that to people lately
M (11:36:21 AM): "you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
D (11:37:03 AM): yup
D (11:37:17 AM): they were late getting to my place because they left and dad forgot his sleeping bag
M (11:41:51 AM): hey
M (11:41:59 AM): save the pizza box and don't wash the mug
M (11:42:05 AM): when they get back from their trip
M (11:42:20 AM): tell them you kept their stuff safe, and give it back to them.
M (11:42:41 AM): or hell, don't eat the strawberries and let them grow moldy.
M (11:42:57 AM): and give them back to mom and say you don't know what happened.
M (11:43:13 AM): that you watered them every day and gave them lots of sun but they still turned green and hairy.
D (11:45:01 AM): alright i gotta roll
D (11:45:02 AM): later
D signed off at 11:45:26 AM.
M (11:16:23 AM): yo
M (11:17:52 AM): so that's it?
M (11:17:54 AM): you say "yo"
M (11:17:57 AM): I say "yo"
M (11:18:02 AM): what the hell?
M (11:18:09 AM): I thought you were my BROTHER
D (11:21:54 AM): not when you say yo 17 minutes late
M (11:22:03 AM): yeah sorry I was on the phone
M (11:26:06 AM): dude if you want to be really angry for a few days
M (11:26:14 AM): start smoking again for a few months
M (11:26:16 AM): then quit
M (11:26:28 AM): I'm so fucking angry I sort of want to go start a fight
M (11:26:42 AM): some telemarketer just called me
M (11:26:49 AM): from some mortgage company
M (11:26:52 AM): and he goes
M (11:26:59 AM): "our records show that you have a mortgage on your house"
M (11:27:18 AM): and I said "that's funny, cause my records show I have a lease on this apartment that I don't even own."
M (11:27:29 AM): and he says "you don't have a mortgage on your house?"
M (11:27:40 AM): and I said "I don't have a house, chief."
M (11:27:45 AM): and he's like
M (11:27:52 AM): "and no mortgage on it?"
M (11:28:05 AM): and I said "NO MORTGAGE!"
M (11:28:07 AM): and he's like "sorry"
M (11:28:31 AM): and I said "you better be sorry. next time I'm going to jump through the receiver and strangle you for not listening to me the first time."
M (11:28:34 AM): then I hung up.
M (11:29:34 AM): no way I would have spent that much time on him if I hadn't been angry to begin with.
M (11:29:40 AM): it's weirdly liberating.
M (11:30:05 AM): anyways I gotta go take a shower so I can put on a new nicotene patch to help sustain the hatred for life that I need to fuel my ability to quit smoking again
M (11:30:28 AM): I was cracking my knuckles this morning and it made me angry.
M (11:30:32 AM): it was awesome.
D (11:33:14 AM): i gotta get my wisdom teeth out
M (11:33:41 AM): awesome
M (11:33:47 AM): does it make you angry?
D (11:33:54 AM): im too tired to be angry
D (11:34:02 AM): woke up at 5:15 to take moms and pops to the airport
M (11:34:02 AM): I only slept for about 4 hours last night
M (11:34:08 AM): and that just makes me more angry.
D (11:34:13 AM): havent eaten since 7:00 cause i cant
M (11:34:40 AM): that would make me angry
D (11:34:41 AM): man so moms and pops come out to drop their car off at my place for me to take em to the airport
D (11:34:53 AM): and they got pizza mom was going to give me the leftovers
D (11:35:11 AM): so i see a pizza box in the back seat and she tells me its empty and that dad ate all the rest
M (11:35:19 AM): ha ha
D (11:35:22 AM): so she brought me an empty pizza box
D (11:35:30 AM): because they took out the trash already
M (11:35:33 AM): ha ha ha
D (11:35:46 AM): along with that she gave me some strawberries, a smaller bag of garbage and a dirty coffee mug
M (11:36:01 AM): did it make you turn into the hulk?
M (11:36:11 AM): I have been saying that to people lately
M (11:36:21 AM): "you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
D (11:37:03 AM): yup
D (11:37:17 AM): they were late getting to my place because they left and dad forgot his sleeping bag
M (11:41:51 AM): hey
M (11:41:59 AM): save the pizza box and don't wash the mug
M (11:42:05 AM): when they get back from their trip
M (11:42:20 AM): tell them you kept their stuff safe, and give it back to them.
M (11:42:41 AM): or hell, don't eat the strawberries and let them grow moldy.
M (11:42:57 AM): and give them back to mom and say you don't know what happened.
M (11:43:13 AM): that you watered them every day and gave them lots of sun but they still turned green and hairy.
D (11:45:01 AM): alright i gotta roll
D (11:45:02 AM): later
D signed off at 11:45:26 AM.
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