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mad pussy, as discussed by randy and me

R (2:46:23 PM): i'm frequently surprised by how often a guy my age, like me, gets pussy
M (2:46:41 PM): I just assumed that was how you fucked up your back
M (2:46:48 PM): getting mad pussy
M (2:46:49 PM): at your age.
R (2:47:08 PM): it could be. i don't know how i fucked up my back.
R (2:47:26 PM): whenever people ask though, that's what i'm gonna say. "how'd you hurt your back?" "gettin mad pussy."
M (2:47:39 PM): good call
M (2:47:42 PM): that might even get you more
M (2:47:45 PM): like
M (2:47:51 PM): sympathy fuck mad pussy
R (2:47:56 PM): it makes me sound kinda feeble.
R (2:48:04 PM): vulnerable
M (2:48:07 PM): not if you play your cards right
M (2:48:12 PM): you can make it sound less like you're feeble
M (2:48:18 PM): and more like you're hella daring in the sack
R (2:48:39 PM): i can mumble something about "doing a one-point stance"
M (2:49:14 PM): or just say you tried to lift a woman with your face and another woman with your pelvis at the same time
M (2:49:18 PM): that'd fuck up anyone's back
M (2:51:00 PM): then all the ladies will be like
M (2:51:08 PM): "you poor thing"

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"Equivalencies" (King Missle - Mystical Shit)

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