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5 haiku 125

You intimated
that you found testicle hair
in the bathroom sink.

I said "you were quite
drunk a couple days ago,"
but I did not ask.

You had picked them out
and analyzed them singly
while brushing your teeth.

You became livid
when I laughed and pointed out
your roommate's a girl.

She became livid
days later in the shower
cleaning her razor.

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