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June 06, 2007
softball, ninjas, gorillas, mimes, too lazy to eat, etc
D (3:31:34 PM): im still workin
D (3:31:47 PM): trying to get out of here to go home to get stuff to play softball at 7
M (3:31:55 PM): softball?
D (3:35:09 PM): yeah
D (3:35:22 PM): kind of guest playing for a team when they need people
D (3:35:30 PM): we are making our own for the fall
D (3:35:38 PM): it will be a whole team of ninjas
D (3:35:44 PM): no talking allowed
D (3:35:54 PM): and dressed like ninjas
M (3:36:20 PM): sweet
D (3:36:28 PM): exactly
M (3:36:42 PM): will some of your players randomly freak out
M (3:36:47 PM): and kill everybody in the audience?
D (3:36:48 PM): nope
M (3:36:55 PM): that's what ninjas do though
D (3:36:58 PM): no one will say a word the entire game
D (3:37:06 PM): which will make it the best
D (3:37:09 PM): no cheering nothing
M (3:37:11 PM): you can still freak out and kill everybody without saying a word.
D (3:37:17 PM): that is true
M (3:37:21 PM): so
M (3:37:24 PM): why not?
D (3:37:24 PM): we want to incorporate smoke bombs though
M (3:37:41 PM): you can incorporate smoke bombs, kill everybody, freak out and not say a word
D (3:38:47 PM): excellent, there are no rules against wearing ninja outfits
M (3:40:07 PM): are there rules against smoke bombs?
D (3:40:21 PM): nope
D (3:40:27 PM): actually very minimal rules for softball
D (3:40:46 PM): but it looks like they are broken all the time by the team i play on but since they suck no one probably cares
M (3:41:20 PM): yeah my next question was going to be
M (3:41:29 PM): are there rules against killing everybody?
M (3:41:37 PM): I know there are no rules against randomly freaking out.
D (3:43:36 PM): i need to go shopping tonight too
M (3:43:50 PM): are you gonna go shopping dressed as a ninja?
D (3:43:54 PM): um, nothing explicitly in the softball rules but i bet in the intramural handbook there is
D (3:44:01 PM): well i dont have a ninja outfit yet
M (3:44:04 PM): is it coed softball?
D (3:44:07 PM): yeah
M (3:44:10 PM): sweet
M (3:44:15 PM): girls dressed as ninjas are hott
D (3:44:17 PM): would be best if we were in gorilla suits
D (3:44:29 PM): get beat by a team of gorillas
D (3:44:45 PM): each member having the strength of 5 gorillas
D (3:47:13 PM): gonna be the best intramural team ever if we can pull it off
M (3:47:14 PM): go shopping dressed as a gorilla
M (3:47:18 PM): then you'll be able to talk
M (3:47:24 PM): and you can recruit at the store
D (3:47:27 PM): and by that i mean find enough people that will play without talking
M (3:47:37 PM): that's the hard thing tho
M (3:47:41 PM): is what I'm saying
D (3:47:45 PM): and we will call it shinobi gaiden
M (3:47:47 PM): it's why you never see whole teams of mimes
M (3:47:58 PM): they try to mime "please join my team"
M (3:48:02 PM): and the person watching goes
M (3:48:07 PM): "ha ha look he's stuck in a box"
M (3:48:11 PM): and gives him a dollar
D (3:48:13 PM): cause thats the ninja that lives in the lab the sometimes ruins our stuff when we make him mad
M (3:48:15 PM): but doesn't join the team
M (3:48:38 PM): haven't you ever noticed
M (3:48:47 PM): how many mimes mime the playing of softball?
M (3:48:53 PM): what do you think they're actually trying to say?
M (3:49:02 PM): "please join my softball team."
D (3:58:29 PM): man o man
D (3:58:31 PM): i wanna jet
M (3:58:44 PM): ninjas don't usually have jets though.
D (4:00:35 PM): i hurt a girl on sunday in our soccer game
D (4:00:43 PM): serves her ass right for trying to score
M (4:00:58 PM): once I hurt a girl scoring with her.
M (4:01:11 PM): what did you do?
D (4:01:12 PM): well thats a totally different bag of tricks
M (4:01:30 PM): no tricks in this bag.
D (4:01:41 PM): slide in, my knee caught her in the shin apparently though she was wearing shinguards and put a big ole bruise on the shin
D (4:01:48 PM): i really didnt feel a thing
M (4:02:13 PM): that's the problem with protection.
D (4:02:17 PM): she was all screaming and all i could do was stand there with my arms crossed
M (4:02:18 PM): you don't feel a thing when you slide in.
D (4:02:43 PM): well i got that bionic knee brace as well
M (4:02:48 PM): did you get in trouble?
D (4:02:52 PM): hells no
D (4:02:55 PM): im the goalkeeper
D (4:03:00 PM): i can do what i want when i want
D (4:03:24 PM): i actually could have gotten in trouble cause i dont think i got the ball
D (4:03:42 PM): which technically would have given them a penalty
D (4:03:52 PM): but since im so badass nothing happened to me at all
D (4:04:04 PM): and we are number 1 in the league
D (4:04:07 PM): booyah
M (4:04:26 PM): you care if I post this conversation on my blog?
M (4:04:40 PM): I haven't had anything good to post in a while
D (4:04:47 PM): not at all
M (4:04:48 PM): and the ninja softball team is pretty funny
M (4:04:49 PM): but
M (4:04:53 PM): I thought I'd ask
M (4:04:58 PM): so one of my 1000s of readers
M (4:05:02 PM): doesn't steal your idea
M (4:05:04 PM): or something.
D (4:05:47 PM): thats fine if they do
D (4:06:00 PM): just so long as they dont do it prior to the fall intramural softball season
M (4:06:13 PM): well the web is very immediate
M (4:06:16 PM): I mean that's the real threat
M (4:06:20 PM): 'swhy I asked.
M (4:06:31 PM): on the other hand people are lazy
D (4:06:34 PM): put patent pending in on it
M (4:06:36 PM): and by the time they motivate
M (4:06:44 PM): you'll already be the champions
D (4:06:47 PM): true that
M (4:06:51 PM): patent pending.
M (4:08:05 PM): man it just started rolling down rain
D (4:08:11 PM): i wish it would here
D (4:08:16 PM): hot as ass
M (4:08:26 PM): I think that's God trying to tell me that there was too much water in the atmosphere for the current temperature.
M (4:14:47 PM): I'm starving
M (4:14:50 PM): gotta figure out what to do
M (4:14:54 PM): I have two choices
M (4:14:56 PM): 1) eat
M (4:14:59 PM): 2) be hungry
M (4:15:21 PM): it's sad that at the moment I'm so lazy that 2 seems like a totally valid option.
M (4:15:31 PM): it's not even for lack of food in the house or anything.
M (4:15:36 PM): just straight up too fucking lazy.
M (4:15:57 PM): I think I even have chips and salsa, but I'm too lazy to bust open a bag and a jar.
D (4:18:49 PM): alright i gotta get home
D signed off at 4:19:03 PM.
D (3:31:47 PM): trying to get out of here to go home to get stuff to play softball at 7
M (3:31:55 PM): softball?
D (3:35:09 PM): yeah
D (3:35:22 PM): kind of guest playing for a team when they need people
D (3:35:30 PM): we are making our own for the fall
D (3:35:38 PM): it will be a whole team of ninjas
D (3:35:44 PM): no talking allowed
D (3:35:54 PM): and dressed like ninjas
M (3:36:20 PM): sweet
D (3:36:28 PM): exactly
M (3:36:42 PM): will some of your players randomly freak out
M (3:36:47 PM): and kill everybody in the audience?
D (3:36:48 PM): nope
M (3:36:55 PM): that's what ninjas do though
D (3:36:58 PM): no one will say a word the entire game
D (3:37:06 PM): which will make it the best
D (3:37:09 PM): no cheering nothing
M (3:37:11 PM): you can still freak out and kill everybody without saying a word.
D (3:37:17 PM): that is true
M (3:37:21 PM): so
M (3:37:24 PM): why not?
D (3:37:24 PM): we want to incorporate smoke bombs though
M (3:37:41 PM): you can incorporate smoke bombs, kill everybody, freak out and not say a word
D (3:38:47 PM): excellent, there are no rules against wearing ninja outfits
M (3:40:07 PM): are there rules against smoke bombs?
D (3:40:21 PM): nope
D (3:40:27 PM): actually very minimal rules for softball
D (3:40:46 PM): but it looks like they are broken all the time by the team i play on but since they suck no one probably cares
M (3:41:20 PM): yeah my next question was going to be
M (3:41:29 PM): are there rules against killing everybody?
M (3:41:37 PM): I know there are no rules against randomly freaking out.
D (3:43:36 PM): i need to go shopping tonight too
M (3:43:50 PM): are you gonna go shopping dressed as a ninja?
D (3:43:54 PM): um, nothing explicitly in the softball rules but i bet in the intramural handbook there is
D (3:44:01 PM): well i dont have a ninja outfit yet
M (3:44:04 PM): is it coed softball?
D (3:44:07 PM): yeah
M (3:44:10 PM): sweet
M (3:44:15 PM): girls dressed as ninjas are hott
D (3:44:17 PM): would be best if we were in gorilla suits
D (3:44:29 PM): get beat by a team of gorillas
D (3:44:45 PM): each member having the strength of 5 gorillas
D (3:47:13 PM): gonna be the best intramural team ever if we can pull it off
M (3:47:14 PM): go shopping dressed as a gorilla
M (3:47:18 PM): then you'll be able to talk
M (3:47:24 PM): and you can recruit at the store
D (3:47:27 PM): and by that i mean find enough people that will play without talking
M (3:47:37 PM): that's the hard thing tho
M (3:47:41 PM): is what I'm saying
D (3:47:45 PM): and we will call it shinobi gaiden
M (3:47:47 PM): it's why you never see whole teams of mimes
M (3:47:58 PM): they try to mime "please join my team"
M (3:48:02 PM): and the person watching goes
M (3:48:07 PM): "ha ha look he's stuck in a box"
M (3:48:11 PM): and gives him a dollar
D (3:48:13 PM): cause thats the ninja that lives in the lab the sometimes ruins our stuff when we make him mad
M (3:48:15 PM): but doesn't join the team
M (3:48:38 PM): haven't you ever noticed
M (3:48:47 PM): how many mimes mime the playing of softball?
M (3:48:53 PM): what do you think they're actually trying to say?
M (3:49:02 PM): "please join my softball team."
D (3:58:29 PM): man o man
D (3:58:31 PM): i wanna jet
M (3:58:44 PM): ninjas don't usually have jets though.
D (4:00:35 PM): i hurt a girl on sunday in our soccer game
D (4:00:43 PM): serves her ass right for trying to score
M (4:00:58 PM): once I hurt a girl scoring with her.
M (4:01:11 PM): what did you do?
D (4:01:12 PM): well thats a totally different bag of tricks
M (4:01:30 PM): no tricks in this bag.
D (4:01:41 PM): slide in, my knee caught her in the shin apparently though she was wearing shinguards and put a big ole bruise on the shin
D (4:01:48 PM): i really didnt feel a thing
M (4:02:13 PM): that's the problem with protection.
D (4:02:17 PM): she was all screaming and all i could do was stand there with my arms crossed
M (4:02:18 PM): you don't feel a thing when you slide in.
D (4:02:43 PM): well i got that bionic knee brace as well
M (4:02:48 PM): did you get in trouble?
D (4:02:52 PM): hells no
D (4:02:55 PM): im the goalkeeper
D (4:03:00 PM): i can do what i want when i want
D (4:03:24 PM): i actually could have gotten in trouble cause i dont think i got the ball
D (4:03:42 PM): which technically would have given them a penalty
D (4:03:52 PM): but since im so badass nothing happened to me at all
D (4:04:04 PM): and we are number 1 in the league
D (4:04:07 PM): booyah
M (4:04:26 PM): you care if I post this conversation on my blog?
M (4:04:40 PM): I haven't had anything good to post in a while
D (4:04:47 PM): not at all
M (4:04:48 PM): and the ninja softball team is pretty funny
M (4:04:49 PM): but
M (4:04:53 PM): I thought I'd ask
M (4:04:58 PM): so one of my 1000s of readers
M (4:05:02 PM): doesn't steal your idea
M (4:05:04 PM): or something.
D (4:05:47 PM): thats fine if they do
D (4:06:00 PM): just so long as they dont do it prior to the fall intramural softball season
M (4:06:13 PM): well the web is very immediate
M (4:06:16 PM): I mean that's the real threat
M (4:06:20 PM): 'swhy I asked.
M (4:06:31 PM): on the other hand people are lazy
D (4:06:34 PM): put patent pending in on it
M (4:06:36 PM): and by the time they motivate
M (4:06:44 PM): you'll already be the champions
D (4:06:47 PM): true that
M (4:06:51 PM): patent pending.
M (4:08:05 PM): man it just started rolling down rain
D (4:08:11 PM): i wish it would here
D (4:08:16 PM): hot as ass
M (4:08:26 PM): I think that's God trying to tell me that there was too much water in the atmosphere for the current temperature.
M (4:14:47 PM): I'm starving
M (4:14:50 PM): gotta figure out what to do
M (4:14:54 PM): I have two choices
M (4:14:56 PM): 1) eat
M (4:14:59 PM): 2) be hungry
M (4:15:21 PM): it's sad that at the moment I'm so lazy that 2 seems like a totally valid option.
M (4:15:31 PM): it's not even for lack of food in the house or anything.
M (4:15:36 PM): just straight up too fucking lazy.
M (4:15:57 PM): I think I even have chips and salsa, but I'm too lazy to bust open a bag and a jar.
D (4:18:49 PM): alright i gotta get home
D signed off at 4:19:03 PM.
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